Jack's a Funny Kid

So every night, Jack goes through the grueling process of picking out which lucky stuffed animal is going to sleep with him that night. It's quite a decision, based on size, color, animal type, how long he's had it, and on and on.

The other night, Christiaan was helping Jack get ready for bed, and as he contemplated the choices before him, he asked Christiaan, in a very matter-of-fact tone, "So who should be employee of the week, Papa?"

Christiaan replied, "What does he do as employee of the week?" of course, trying not to smile.

"Oh, you know," Jack said, "he gets to sleep with me tonight, and then, of course, he's in charge when I'm gone."