Five-year-old logic... PRICELESS

Jack and I were on our way to his school the other morning, where we drive past Castro Valley High school. Our timing was bad because it was right when lots of high schoolers were on their way to school and crossing the street we were driving on. A group of 7-8 guys wandered into the crosswalk without looking to make sure that they were seen by the cars. I was quite annoyed with that. Then Jack piped in, "Mom," he said, in a very disapproving voice, "those boys weren't even holding hands!"